Originally by: Thewhite suitedman

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Edited by: Thewhite suitedman on 22/06/2008 05:50:36
Edited by: Thewhite suitedman on 20/06/2008 20:37:47
For those of you who think scamming is bad... ccp approves

http://support.eve-online.com/Pages/KB/Article.aspx?id=34

Ok well, as many know i am a scammer, and i have gotten bored doing it, and walking away with over 15 billion isk. and here i will shed some light on some of the funniest parts of my
tale. only the really stupid ones you will laugh.

My scam: Selling shares that are worth nothing at 100k a piece. and offering ships that will not come, and you must pre-pay.

#1:(my best story you will laugh so hard, dont try drinking anything while reading this one)

Starts out as a normal scam, the guy hands over 200mil as *starters* i send him the shares, i tell him i make him a deal for the 3 battleships he said he had. i said i will pay 10mil a day for his raven to rent it, hes reluctant but i persaude him and we do the transaction. i then persaude him to send me another 150mil for discounts on my ships i make. he now says hes broke. i tell him i will rent his scorpion at 15mil a day he does it.

I then tell him, for your cooperation as a parting gift (hint "parting") i will rig his rokh for him, his scorp and raven came fully rigged. i tell him to give me the rokh and i will fly to jita and rig it for him and return within 20 mins. he does it, he now has 0 isk and no ships, minus the 25mil i gave him for renting. in that 20mins i managed to scam another person for a small 300mil. he gets all freaked out and i log.

#2: I tell the guy he will get a carrier at 1billion isk fully fitted and with fighters. after 24hours of talking with the guy, he finally agrees (it was worth it) it took about 2 hours of talking the first day, and finally persauding him the next. he send over 750mil for starters and will pay the rest later. he then has a friend who wants a rokh, i say ok, he send 129mil to me for the rokh. 2 weeks later i confess and i tell him a scammer i then block him.

#3 this is also a very funny one and my last one. i make a contract for one moa, telling him i will sell him 100 moa's at 3mil a pop, i make contract for 1 moa. he says

"but it only says 1 moa are you trying to scam me?" i say it says 300 to me one sec i will take a screenie for you.

so i took a screenie, and after 10mins of getting the photoshop work right, i paste it on photobucket and he accepts the contract. he says, it only gave me 1 moa! i say, hmmmmmm ok for the trouble come to Umokka, i will give you another 100 at same price, so he send over 300mil without contracting, and then i logged. this is after he sent 500mil worth of shares also.

Anyhow i am terminating this character, farewell hope you enjoyed my stories, many similar as well, you may call me a dirty scammer, but i only scam the isk buyers and by these stories you can tell that is the truth.

With over 15 billion isk and more in assets, i bid my farewell.

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